|Thursday, April 12th, 2007|
|i got 95 problems but a bitch aint one
a girl i dated a while ago has posted pictures of her with her new boyfriend online. *yawn if she thinks shes trying to prove something she should probably think about having a life transplant. sides i look far better than him - hes about 40 and looks like Stelios, owner of easyjet. hes probably just seeking asylum anyway..
|Saturday, March 31st, 2007|
i'll send you a love letter.
straight from my heart, fucker
you know what a love letter is?
its a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker.
if you receive a love-letter from me,
you're fucked forever!
|Friday, March 30th, 2007|
tonight on UTV live terence mc kenna asks the question 'is it possible to contact aliens when smoking DMT?' - the answer may surprise you!
|Wednesday, March 28th, 2007|
|Tuesday, March 27th, 2007|
|Friday, March 16th, 2007|
|Saturday, March 10th, 2007|
|Friday, January 19th, 2007|
|Who told you to cover up?
My 28th birthday bash will take place at the spring and airbarke (thats right airbarke) on saturday 17th you are all welcome, i'll be picking up drinks with my hand and drinking them with my mouth, followed by a ritualistic bleeding of someone nominated by the group after we've heartlessly picked on them for a while. If you can't wait until then I'll be going to the supersuckers next friday 26th.
|Wednesday, December 20th, 2006|
|he knows things and he does things..
My new rap cd is in the shops now - just in time for christmas! its entitled 'Westside Satisfaction'
its the sequel to last year's 'Long-Beach as a Motherfucker' and part 2 of the trilogy.
|Friday, December 15th, 2006|
|Wednesday, December 13th, 2006|
|Thursday, November 23rd, 2006|
|Who Are You To Judge Me?
The Crow has to be one of the most misunderstood films of recent times. People generally seem to think that he came back from the dead to avenge his girlfriend. Not so.
Eric, a stark-raving black metallist, ressurrected himself so that he could watch a young teen sleep on his own grave while he hid in a PVC catsuit, in the dark, in a church graveyard at midnight, crooning like a goon.
|Thursday, November 16th, 2006|
..How are you gonna be a model if I have your fucking face?
Huh Victoria? Huh?
|My thoughts on punk..
...A. It became what it was rebelling against - mainstream, acceptable and safe.
..B. Its technically shit.
30 years condensed into 2 sentences.
|Tuesday, November 14th, 2006|
..Nothing to see here..move along..move along.
|Wednesday, November 1st, 2006|
|me and my big baby's head..
..'Tom Jenkinson is an awesome bass player. You get to hear that much more in his latest album, 'Hello Everything.' This is simply great music that'll inevitably forward the way people think about music, and what actually constitutes music.
Underneath it all, he is the Jimi Hendrix of bass guitar.
If you see or hear anyone talking about the "audible agony of his sonic experimentation" or "the philosophically angular notes of his modular symbiosis", etc etc, wallop the person with the business end of a bass guitar, spit, then have a listen with a cup of tea and a cigarette. Great fun.'
|Monday, October 30th, 2006|
STUCK IN DAT ASS LIKE A DIL-DO!
|Friday, October 27th, 2006|
Come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody get together, try to love one another RIIIGHT NOOOOWWWW.
Ive never owned or bought a copy of 'Nevermind', yet its one of unky tom's firm classic choice cuts.
Like, go figure, dudes..